Just for laughs

Portable Mini Penlight CREE Q5 2000LM LED Flashlight Torch Pocket Light Waterproof Lantern AAA Battery Powerful Led For Hunting
(from AliExpress Android)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bike-Light-50000LM-5-T6-LEDs-Headlamp-Headlight-Flashlight-Waterproof-Bicycle-Light-Head-Lamp-For-Fishing/32820198261.html :-D


This one has a typo.

P.S.: 50000 lumens is sort of like this:


:money_mouth_face: ok some of these Chinese vendors lol

Sorry, but any chinese ads cant beat the brazilians

THIS MADE BY SWAT: http://produto.mercadolivre.com.br/MLB-682469097-lanterna-tatica-led-cree-q5-police-swat-recarregavel-990000w-\_JM

THIS CAN REPLACE THE SUN: http://produto.mercadolivre.com.br/MLB-844558152-mini-lanterna-tatica-led-t5-com-zoom-358000w1000000-lumens-\_JM

And finally……… THIS WILL BURN THE WHOLE WORLD WITH YOUR BEAM : http://produto.mercadolivre.com.br/MLB-704145425-a-lanterna-mais-forte-do-mundo-choque-ultra-potente-frete-g-\_JM

Run tho the hills

Newest XHP90)

International link to make our lives easier: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Diving-flashlight-led-CREE-XHP90-underwater-photography-camera-fill-light-Red-light-blue-UV-diving-light/32820584613.html

Wait! I believe that is intended for diving in the bathtub, doesn't it?

PoS battery charger and 4x UltraTurd cells for… $30.60? :facepalm:


Brazil, the greatest in the world!

Brazilians also have Itu

I love these! I was looking at flashlights on eBay today and saw many XML T6 led lights that exceeded 5000 lumens. Saw a Q5 zoomie that was a “blazing” 12000 lumens. Some of them are so exaggerated it’s hilarious!

For the price it may happen :person_facepalming: