lets tell the "3 worded" story (for a good laugh)

word of the

impending alien invasion

Coyote eating everything

he was somewhere

in a dark

cave hiding from

the boogie man

who was wearing

a bear skin

bacon covered kilt.

Onetime in band

I felt a

clarinet player up

my left nostril

“Back!”, I screamed

or I will

have to take

a picture of

myself with a

pink rubber ducky!