It starts with “only one chain”, and then…
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“I pity the fool that has only one chain!” 
Hopefully it’s not like Tattoos, Lights, Guns-- ETC
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I watched Vanilla Ice on Steve Os podcast – seems he a real estate mogul of some sort – Go figure
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I remember Vanilla Ice on one of those shows where they have “washed up” celebrities doing stuff (can’t for the life of me remember beyond that), and remember that he seemed to be a pretty stand-up guy.
Don’t recall if it was something "Survivor"ish or what, but while the other celebs were acting da foo, he seemed pretty based.
Goggling… 'twas “The Surreal Life”.
I remember Tammy Faye Bakker was in it, as well as Erik Estrada.
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Ice, Ice, Baby
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The real Vanilla Ice
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Yeh, didn’t Flav-O-Flav used to do that?
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It would be fun to buy some heavy duty chain from a hardware store and make it into a necklace. I assume wearing it long-term would destroy your neck, but for a gag here and there it’d be hilarious.
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Anchor chain ?? 
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I was thinking more like log chains, otherwise you might have to limit yourself to a single link around your neck 
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One Hallowe’en party ages ago, I went as a Gangstah Rappah, and took a chain like you’d wrap around the posts to keep a chainlink fence locked, and attached a hubcap to it. Baseball cap sideways, flannel shirt (soft as anything, I so miss that shirt…), the works.
Got good reviews…
Oh, and not one of today’s POS plastic hubcaps, but an old-school one with the little razorblades around the inside circumference that you’d have to hammer onto the rim and pry off with a crowbar.
I’m an authentic gangstah. Word.
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I received the necklace, the double opening jewelry clasps, and a 12 pack of Ultra Brite toothpaste today.
necklace: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0784GFZ6L?th=1&psc=1
clasps: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CY59TFWX
Ultra Brite: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008L3761O
The 12 pack of toothpaste was $14.65, so if you like Ultra Brite, I suggest waiting for the item to be in stock and for the price to drop to something reasonable (like I did.)
(I thought I got the toothpaste for $13.44, but apparently not.) 
I haven’t used Ultra Brite in years, and I cannot find it at any local stores.
Luckily, I don’t think they changed the formula because I just brushed my teeth with it, and I still love this stuff!
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Most importantly, I love the chain necklace! 
It looks really good for a $15 chain necklace.
Sure, it looks like stainless steel (because it is), but that’s fine with me.
I might not need the double opening jewelry clasps that I ordered because the clasp on the chain necklace seems to be decent.
I’ll keep the double opening jewelry clasps just in case I need them, though. 
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BLF used to have two prolific squirrels.
Don quit posting many years ago, and kreisl “disappeared” many years ago.
I don’t know if we have any squirrels left (that post on BLF). 
Just a St. Christopher’s medal.
Chris
I ordered this chain necklace today for $10
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BHF24FM
I mainly ordered it because it currently has a 50% off coupon.
I don’t know if I’ll like it or not, but if I keep it, I plan on wearing only one chain necklace at a time. 
dog tags.
out.