More than 9 MILLION Lumens! This is it!

LED Flashlights – General Info
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9,990,000 lumen claim!

:person_facepalming:

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I’m downright convinced that we need a whole sub-forum for ludicrous lumen claims.

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Down in the ad copy it says 1500Lm.
Even that is stretching it for a light this dinky.
300? maybe?
All the Best,
Jeff
And I like the idea of a outrageous claims thread.

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I like the Smiling Shark logo:

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forget the light on here…i want to sell videos of it satisfying my apple 11

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LOL* good deal for 999000000 lumens for only $3.99 ! :partying_face:

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This is not a good deal as it’s not high CRI.

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:disguised_face: :beer: :smiley:

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14000 watts

great

from one 18650

and for only $4

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The title got this stuck in my head.

May it be stuck in yours as well.

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Here’s my latest and greatest find. Lmfao!
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/3256803375972273.html?spm=a2g0n.productlist.0.0.7eb6Ll4VLl4V0E&browser_id=5ebdd40641944210b8ed6018df9125a1&aff_trace_key=d3a010b2e6324fef8b951b5167d28a72-1654638021535-03025-\_A2WETE&aff_platform=msite&m_page_id=povugmxxhtkcaa7b18215109b2810299a3086b7865&pdp_npi=2%40dis!USD!!2.99!!!!!%40210318b816582107876148420ea4cd!12000027545851125!sea&algo_pvid=f6c39684-3064-4c5b-b8cd-57d27452c3df

Good for 90,000 meters!

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You cant go wrong with a smiling shark lol.

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Guys, this is already obsolete, I found one that is 12M lumens for even less money.

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Actually that is just the model number 99900000LM. They have a lot of different models.

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And all for under 3 smackers!

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…and runs offa 3×AAA.

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Let me know when they start running out of engineering prefixes. Or when we’re looking at claims inflation rates that rival the Hungarian Pengő … or more recently Zimbabwe.