I’ll hop on board with this one. My car even has “turbo” lol.
teacher: Peardrop:My car’s got an incredible thermodynamic technology used by the U.S. Navy Seals, the Coast Guard, Firemen, Policemen, U.S. Search and Rescue - an engine. Even NASA use them.
Good point!!! Come to think of it mine does too. :+1: I feel special now…………
I’ll hop on board with this one. My car even has “turbo” lol.
I can’t match that with my puny little car……. :person_facepalming: … I’d have to step up to my truck for Turbo Diesel power.
The Miller:Wow! I feel so macho and invincible just reading the ad!
The ad I clicked to get there was horrible “flashlight makes gun obsolete” or something along those lines … Sad, clicked it so it would cost them money.
I wonder how long before some fool tries to hold up a bank by threatening with one of these …
“You’ve seen the ads, be very afraid, put all the money in the bag or I’ll melt your eyeballs …”
Sadly, if it has not already been tried; it will be soon by some moron somewhere.
Back in the mid 70’s two guys tried to rob a ‘drive thru’ at the bank in my town with a butcher knife…… :person_facepalming:
True story… it did not end well for them needless to say.
“This light’s incredible LED technology is used by the U.S. Navy Seals, the Coast Guard, Firemen, Policemen, U.S. Search and Rescue and now it’s been placed inside of an amazing Flashlight called the X800…”
Yes but can I use it for martin rescue ?
Peardrop:“This light’s incredible LED technology is used by the U.S. Navy Seals, the Coast Guard, Firemen, Policemen, U.S. Search and Rescue and now it’s been placed inside of an amazing Flashlight called the X800…”
Yes but can I use it for martin rescue ?
Okay, I gotta confess, I don’t get it.
Even goggled “save martin”, “save martin m[n]eme”, etc., and am coming up dry.
??
Special needs (For patrolling, hunting and arresting, inspecting, securing, Martin Rescue as well as Light Shooting and so on)
Not only that, but the LED has a lifetime of 10 Million hours. That is just over 1,141.55 years. Not to bad…….
Specifications:
Brand:UltraFire
Model:501B
Emitter Brand/Type:CREE
Color BIN:Red
Battery Configurations:1 x 18650 Battery/2 x 16340 Lithium Batteries
Voltage Input:3-9V
Switch Type:Clicky/Clickie
Switch Location:Tail-cap
Brightness:160 Lumens Maximum Brightness
Lifetime:10 Million Hours
Runtime:2 Hours
Shell Material:T6063 - T6 Aviation Aluminum
Carrying Strap:Strap Included
Features:CREE red LED, 160
dinodirect.com/ultrafire-501b-flashlight-cree-led-red-light.html:Special needs (For patrolling, hunting and arresting, inspecting, securing, Martin Rescue as well as Light Shooting and so on)
Aha. I just skimmed that, got to the part about illuminating trick-or-treaters, rolled my eyes, and skipped the rest.
The Miller:Wow! I feel so macho and invincible just reading the ad!
Imagine OWNING one !!
Lightbringer: The Miller:Wow! I feel so macho and invincible just reading the ad!
Imagine OWNING one !!
Naw, more like
Actually, one time when I took the bus to/from work, one college-age kid, reeking of alcohol, was staring at me and suddenly blurted out, “Hey, did anyone ever tell you you look like Russell Crowe?”.
Funny thing is, I kinda do. At least nowadays, with the gray beard and all.
Lightbringer: The Miller:Wow! I feel so macho and invincible just reading the ad!
Imagine OWNING one !!
Yes, I’d like to feel macho and invincible but that Gladiator thing doesn’t do it for me.
I’ll hang on until The Terminator flashlight hits the market.
Beware — the crap merchants are now sending email (or the malware spreaders are using it as clickbait)
The mail I got had this text (and suspicious URLs behind it which I did not touch)
Return-Path: FreeNavy-SealFlashlight@scammers-r-.us (obfuscated, obviously)
NAVY SEALS SECRET WEAPON
Tactical Advantage of Navy SEAL Teams
You’ve never heard of the man I am about to introduce, and there’s good reason for that. He works in anonymity… yet with deadly precision.
As a former Navy SEAL sniper and platoon commander, Cade Courtley has spent much of his adult life in harm’s way. So when he talks about self-defense, gear or survival tactics, you would be wise to listen.
Today Cade’s revealing a tool SEALs use regularly that could help you protect your home and your family.
It’s no secret U.S. Navy SEAL elite forces have major advantages over their targets. Superior training, state of the art weapons and advanced tactics all play a role. But one critical advantage trumps them all.
(Watch Cade Demonstrate It Here.) (clickable link omitted)
Cade wants to give you the same advantage used by SEAL teams to keep you and your family safe in a crisis.
Call To Action
Click Here To See The Video And Claim Your Free Gift.
Solid Banner
http://actquickly.scammers-r-.us (obfuscated, obviously)
Followed by a large chunk of restaurant review intended to fool filters, typical automated email spam
t6063-t6 aviation aluminum=melted down scrap aircraft.truth in advertising.
color bin=hideous purple.
Not only that, but the LED has a lifetime of 10 Million hours. That is just over 1,141.55 years. Not to bad…….
Specifications:
Brand:UltraFire
Model:501B
Emitter Brand/Type:CREE
Color BIN:Red
Battery Configurations:1 x 18650 Battery/2 x 16340 Lithium Batteries
Voltage Input:3-9V
Switch Type:Clicky/Clickie
Switch Location:Tail-cap
Brightness:160 Lumens Maximum Brightness
Lifetime:10 Million Hours
Runtime:2 Hours
Shell Material:T6063 - T6 Aviation Aluminum
Carrying Strap:Strap IncludedFeatures:CREE red LED, 160
PS, this is flashlight hype being hyped at a pro level:
https://www.google.com/search?q=“Cade+Courtley”+navy+seal
His name is also being used to sell coffee.
Actually the Gladiator already existed, it is a cool over the top P60 host by Solarforce, gloriously reviewed by our disappeared but never forgotten BLF member foy.
[image] Solarforce Gladiator: Flashlight à la Truncheon Notwithstanding my lack of need for such an item, I've wanted a Gladiator for some time, more out of curiosity than anything else. The goal of more weight and size for a flashlight only makes sense if the design target also happens to be the back of one's skull (someone else's) and/or shattered kneecaps of same. Gladiator in hand, its raison d'etre is obvious; rapid, efficient administration of pain garnished with lethality. Alternate …
Disappointingly, Woot has a 1TAC model up for sale today. If you have a Woot account, post over there. lets keep anyone from wasting money on this junk.
for the record, the scamlight Woot features is:
1Tac TC1200 Tactical Flashlight
$34.99
Poor suckers.