Well…I ripped my trousers doing deep knee bends. My wife asked me, “You Rippa Deese”?
BWAAHAAHAA! I just kill myself!
Oh, another; "Sometimes, I run out of altitude and airspeed...at the same time!"
Exactly…
He who goes to bed with itchy hiny wakes up with stinky fingers. ~ Confucius
In my car I struggle to move about the earth. On my bike the earth moves and bends to my will. ~ J McPoyle
A man with many flashlights is truly enlightened .
( couldn't help myself )
A man with one watch always knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never really sure.
A man with a broken watch has the exact time, twice a day.
There is truely nothing that you cannot do!
Through the talents of other people... (Old-Lumens)
Four most famous last words used in TX.
"Hey Y'all Watch This!"
Well... it inspires me all the time.
"So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do." (Benjamin Franklin)
Once we truly understand the single greatest challenge our body faces
is the effective removal of wastes and toxins , we will never again
undermine the importance of frequent, high quality, bowel movements.
hehe, thanks for sharing that crap with us!
A man with a broken digital watch has a paper-weight strapped around is wrist.
I can live for two months on a good compliment. -- Mark Twain.
A great man is always willing to be little.--R.W.Emerson
Oh, that I had wings like a dove! I would fly away and be at rest.
Yet man is born to trouble, as the sparks fly upward.
Hmm.today,
Here,
fog,
rain,
cold,
but,
everyone ,
Smile.
I am a success today because I had a friends who believed in me and I didn't have the heart to let him down.
"Spots on the Wall", by HuFlungDung.
Money is not the true measure of a man, but the means to judge just how small he is.
-- I don't know, but it sounds good.
“What ever you go…there you are!”
“It is what it is.”
Some people really dislike that last one but I really like it.
If I'm petting the cat backwards ...let him turn around .