Today I saw a life sized minnion wearing a red pointed hat. With him was a Christmas tree with a singular strand of LED lights in a conical pattern that was the exact same size as the circular polorized antennas on the Lunokhad rover. I think minnions would make Christmas a bit more interesting even if they do break some of my toys. However I now think the minnions were subcontracted by Santa to deliver toys to the moon. The Soviet Union started the lunar colony with the delivery of the Lunokhad. Very clever hiding the communication antenna in plain site. The colony is now old enough to have children. There must be some kind of phobia among the elves about space travel.
