Screw worm flies are a coming. Meat going to go up if it hits.

700 miles south of us in June. Now 300 miles south.
Last outbreak was in the 60s
All the Best, Jeff

https://www.usda.gov/about-usda/news/press-releases/2025/08/15/usda-announces-sweeping-plans-protect-united-states-new-world-screwworm

Riiiiiight. I was waiting for something like this, 'though I was expecting something like Cow Flu.

And we’re supposed to believe them, I guess. Just like with Bird Flu…

“This is our inspector, who declared your poultry to be infected, and mass executions must begin immediately to contain it. Oh, and no, you don’t get a second opinion, nor any results from our ‘tests’, plus it’s illegal to hire your own inspector, and it’s also illegal to test your own birds. Just try us. You must just shut up, listen, and obey.”

Then of course the price of eggs, etc., went up into the stratosphere.


Oh, but wait! Billy Gates and his Mutant Mosquitoes has the perfect solution!

Waxy lab-grown butter that doesn’t need cows, and fake lab-grown meat that doesn’t… well, okay, it does need cows, specifically unborn cows to provide the blood drained from the critters’ hearts that makes FBS (fœtal bovine serum) so we can create this “non-meat meat”.

What a happy coinkydink!


It’s the wrong decade to be either a farmer or a rancher.

Or someone who needs to… you know… eat.

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Oh, sorry, even though that was dripping with sarcasm (not directed at you, of course), I didn’t point out that Billy Gates’s Mutant Mosquitoes that were created, supposedly sterile and dumped into the wild by the millions…

…weren’t.

So, yah, to supposedly combat malaria, dengue fever, etc., they in fact contributed to the problem by creating and releasing millions more carriers!

And now they’re going to try that with the screwworm? Oh lordy…

Stock up on bug-zappers and keep 'em around Bessie.

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Mad cow did fade from sight a couple of decades ago.

Yeah, that was fairly easy to deal with, as the beasties would have to literally eat tainted… parts… from an infected critter. Ie, it wasn’t spread by flies, skeeters, aerosolised snot, etc.

What the “farms”(?) did was grind up parts to use as feed. It was cheap, so they did it. It was only when wiping out an entire herd cost more than buying known-safe feed that they decided to do it right.

Oh, that’s also why farm animals like cows, chickens, etc., have to be loaded up on antibiotics, because “recycling” on farms would lead to this kind of thing.

What’s scary is that screwworms, etc., can in fact infect clean herds, but mitigation should prevent it or at least minimise the infection rate. But if(!) there’s an agenda, you know it’ll deliberately be blown out of proportion.

Or maybe even “encouraged” with <coff!> “sterile” flies being released out into the wild.


Quick aside, I started using “mosquito dunk” in containers deliberately half-filled with water. And it seemed to be working quite well, as I’d get eaten alive by those f’ers within 10sec of going outside, but that slowed significantly.

But imagine if the opposite happened, that with more “traps” that instead acted like breeding grounds, the skeeter population exploded. I’d be pretty pist!

Yup. I tend to be a little suspish of the idea of attracting critters into my space because I have device to kill them.:thinking: I have used those devices though and now I’de rather just make my space inhospitable…of course all of the “good” critters are welcome to stay. It’s a fine line to me…

Sorry. Screw Worm Fly: Looks like a house fly with big red eyes?

Just for grins I looked up one of the companies I worked for in my college years. They were big in mosquito abatement and I was in the part that drove around in a crapped out pickup truck at night trying to follow a half assed map while spraying malathion. Turns out they don’t do that anymore and have switched to more eco-friendly stuff.

Funny, because I just saw a video about a yellowjacket trap that a guy put out right next to his house because he was getting harangued by them. Trap worked great, but there were a pile of comments were along the lines of “Congrats! Great job of luring those beasties right to your house!”, and others were saying that those SOBs remember people and locations and can be spiteful and vindictive just for the lulz.

But yeah, I’d be putting those traps as far away from my house as possible.

Me, I say “KIWF!!!” when it comes to yellowjackets and skeeters. I opt for the highest voltage zappers that make 'em explode into their constituent molecules.

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Bug zappers are a spectator sport when they get fired up in someones house for the first time.
Put a piece of plantain in one instead of the usual banana. Sounded like Jiffy-pop for a while. Guess a change of menu helped.
I’ve been giving zappers out as gifts this summer. More critters this year.
All the Best, Jeff

Also, those handheld tennis-racquet zappers, don’t underestimate the power of freshly-charged cells.

I had the usual NiMH cells in there, press the button and the LED still lights up fine, but when I was frying flies stuck to the screen (nfi how they even make it inside), they just sizzled a bit. Kept 'em sizzling a while, then dump them into the sink and squoosh with paper towel before tossing.

Nah, can’t be right. Topped off the cells, next batch of flies sizzled and popped so wonderfully, and the smell of burnt-hair (ie, burnt fly) filled the air like incense.

Hot rod a zapper with a stun gun for ultimate vaporization. And speaking of vaporization, be careful not to get water droplets in the zapper mesh, or you get trace amounts of stinky ozone.

Been giving these to folks. Like that the tubes are inside the HV grids.
Having a timer keeps the worry of having a cheap electric device going when left unattended.
Don’t forget mosquito attractant. They don’t give a rats ass about the lights.
Actually an old yellow hot wire seems to do a better job than UV.
All the Best, Jeff

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F9L2LZSK?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title

PS If you got Mothra sized bugs try clipping some of the vertical wires on the protectors so the big’ens can get through.
All the Best, Jeff

If you have flying insects that dont even fit into that machine, you best bet is to move to another state.

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All sizes of beasties here. Aside from the skeeters which do sometimes hit the grid, the occasional housefly get it, but mainly what I want to die die die are those pointy-ass gnats that bite my head, plus the occasional fruitfly(?) that hover around the garbage bag if I toss food into it (mostly vegetal like bananananana peels, etc.).

Yeah, hate them little buggers - a little nanna peel with a bit of the nanna left inside works . Not sure what attracts gnats. Maybe the pit of the shirt you cut the grass in.
All the Best, Jeff

Just googled, apple cider vinegar with sugar works on some of them.

Cool video.
All the Best, Jeff

No grass, thank B’harni (pbuh!).

Just went out to yank up the jungle of weeds, though, in the front dirt “garden” and what’s growing in the cracks between pavement slabs in back, as well as those f’n vines that were using dead pine-needles as soil. Like, wtf??

“Life finds a way” taken to stoopit extremes…

I leave out the carcasses to dry out to make 'em lighter for stuffing into garbage-bags.

Long sleeves, fleece pantaloons, while arms/legs didn’t get all bit up, my head’s all itchy.

I gotta make/get a burn-barrel with rocket-stove design so there’s no smoke.

The theory is great, but all it takes is one airdrop of flies where they didn’t quite dial it up to 10, and what they released are actually fully-loaded flies.

That’s the problem with nets, that all it takes is one hole, and there it goes.

Just like the guy with the yellowjacket trap, that brought all of them right to his home. What if the lid wouldn’t be snapped on quite tightly, or if the trap fell and cracked open? Then you got an assload of yellowjackets right outside your front door that just gorged on the meal you so graciously provided.

“Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.”
– John Bender