So many (funny) name brands of flashlights on amazon

I know when I first saw that I thought it was a can of thread lube until I clicked on the link, I guess you can use the side light to apply the facial cream in the dark.

Woytas · June 4, 2016, 8:05am

Many of those lights have plenty of good reviews…why I can’t find it on this forum

dchomak · June 4, 2016, 9:48am

Who will be first to collect the entire set?

IamMatt · June 4, 2016, 9:59pm

Yeah, I had one of those TotaLohan lights. It was really quite cute at first but now it looks old and haggard, like it had been used really hard.

The_Miller · June 4, 2016, 10:03pm

Hahaha nice list
Crazy® jumped out the most for me, now what would Freud say about that

tekwyzrd · June 4, 2016, 10:11pm

PocketFire would be accurate and serve as a warning of what to expect…err… I mean A great name! Yeah, that’s the ticket…

OrcaTorch · June 7, 2016, 7:33am

Haha,so funny. I think I need to rethink my name :smiling_imp: .

Hoop · June 7, 2016, 7:54am

Bahaha. I get it.

beam0 · June 8, 2016, 4:17am

Naw, you’re fine.

At least it’s not OkraTorch

beam0 · June 8, 2016, 4:24am

Haha, now I get it, thanx Hoop!
https://www.pinterest.com/pin

hank · December 17, 2016, 10:39pm

Many links in the original article to documentation of the problems

Rampant counterfeiting among Amazon Marketplace sellers is holding the retailer back. There are companies that simply won’t agree to sell their merchandise on the site, given the the company’s known issues with counterfeits, and the concern that genuine and knock-off merchandise could be co-mingled in Amazon warehouses. The online retail giant is now preparing a very public war on counterfeit merchandise.

Bloomberg Technology reports that Amazon plans to escalate its efforts in 2017, but kicked things off this year with new policies requiring some sellers to pay up to a $1,500 fee for each major brand that they sell. The company’s logic is that small-time counterfeiters who plan to quit the site after receiving a few complaints won’t want to register and pay a fee, but legitimate sellers that plan to stick around will be happy to….
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What makes Amazon an especially good marketplace for counterfeit goods is that it’s easy to register and get started selling, and buying something on Amazon gives online shoppers a certain amount of confidence in the transaction.

“Amazon is the most trusted marketplace in the world. That in and of itself attracts this nefarious element because they know shoppers go there and trust what they are buying is genuine,” a representative of NetNames, a company that helps brands figure out where their counterfeits are being sold.

ven · December 18, 2016, 12:03am

Some lights are just OK………………others………………well

hank · December 18, 2016, 6:27pm

“ustopfire” — is it an extinguisher-flashlight combination?

DoubleA · December 2, 2017, 3:54am

These I found on aliexpress.

eBuyFire
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Poppas
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Woxoyozo

Shoulide
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MeeToo