The Daily Joke Thread

[Lightbringer]

@Rexlion

@raccoon city

@Lightbringer

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@raccoon city

@cloggy

As a Brit I have no prejudices either way in this argument but a simple check of previous posts reveals a fair number of jokes posted disparaging Barack Obama but not a single one poking fun at Donald Trump.

Make of that what you will.

Hmm…

Well, the latter is way more controversial than the former, though they are both controversial figures.

If someone were to make fun of the latter, that’d be radioactive.

I’m not trying to make an excuse for the behavior—I’m trying to come up with a reason for why it happened, and I could very well be wrong since I’m just guessing.

When a Democrat is made fun of the Left typically turns the other cheek. When a republican is made fun of they attack. The high price of making fun of a republican keeps many from doing so.

Oh bullshit lol

Exhibit A

Nice selective memory you having going on there

Exhibit B I never even named a specific republican yet here we are.

I can’t even fathom the mental gymnastics it takes for you to make the claim you made earlier and keep defending it now. :person_facepalming: I’m out.

You are proving my point, just mentioning speaking up causes such backlash.

Nothing to add, just want to see how ridiculously long I can make this quote-train.

Me too!

Piling on!

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?
.
That’s oxymoronic; political idealists can’t change anything!

Haha.

[Bort]

@Lightbringer

@Rexlion

@raccoon city

@Lightbringer

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@raccoon city

@cloggy

As a Brit I have no prejudices either way in this argument but a simple check of previous posts reveals a fair number of jokes posted disparaging Barack Obama but not a single one poking fun at Donald Trump.

Make of that what you will.

Hmm…

Well, the latter is way more controversial than the former, though they are both controversial figures.

If someone were to make fun of the latter, that’d be radioactive.

I’m not trying to make an excuse for the behavior—I’m trying to come up with a reason for why it happened, and I could very well be wrong since I’m just guessing.

When a Democrat is made fun of the Left typically turns the other cheek. When a republican is made fun of they attack. The high price of making fun of a republican keeps many from doing so.

Oh bullshit lol

Exhibit A

Nice selective memory you having going on there

Exhibit B I never even named a specific republican yet here we are.

I can’t even fathom the mental gymnastics it takes for you to make the claim you made earlier and keep defending it now. :person_facepalming: I’m out.

You are proving my point, just mentioning speaking up causes such backlash.

Nothing to add, just want to see how ridiculously long I can make this quote-train.

Me too!

Piling on!

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?
.
That’s oxymoronic; political idealists can’t change anything!

Haha.

To infinity and beyond!
/Buzz Lightyear

Heck i’d be happy with the Moon

The Simpsons - The Moon Of Earth

[raccoon]

@Bort

@Lightbringer

@Rexlion

@raccoon city

@Lightbringer

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@raccoon city

@cloggy

As a Brit I have no prejudices either way in this argument but a simple check of previous posts reveals a fair number of jokes posted disparaging Barack Obama but not a single one poking fun at Donald Trump.

Make of that what you will.

Hmm...

Well, the latter is way more controversial than the former, though they are both controversial figures.

If someone were to make fun of the latter, that'd be radioactive.

I'm not trying to make an excuse for the behavior--I'm trying to come up with a reason for why it happened, and I could very well be wrong since I'm just guessing.

When a Democrat is made fun of the Left typically turns the other cheek. When a republican is made fun of they attack. The high price of making fun of a republican keeps many from doing so.

Oh bullshit lol

Exhibit A

Nice selective memory you having going on there

Exhibit B I never even named a specific republican yet here we are.

I can’t even fathom the mental gymnastics it takes for you to make the claim you made earlier and keep defending it now. :person_facepalming: I’m out.

You are proving my point, just mentioning speaking up causes such backlash.

Nothing to add, just want to see how ridiculously long I can make this quote-train.

Me too!

Piling on! How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? . That’s oxymoronic; political idealists can’t change anything!

Haha.

To infinity and beyond! /Buzz Lightyear Heck i’d be happy with the Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wPH4MEK4tk

Hey Bort, what do you think of Futurama?

I love that show, and I think I've seen every episode, plus it's similar to The Simpsons.

[Bort]

@raccoon city

@Bort

@Lightbringer

@Rexlion

@raccoon city

@Lightbringer

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@raccoon city

@cloggy

As a Brit I have no prejudices either way in this argument but a simple check of previous posts reveals a fair number of jokes posted disparaging Barack Obama but not a single one poking fun at Donald Trump.

Make of that what you will.

Hmm…

Well, the latter is way more controversial than the former, though they are both controversial figures.

If someone were to make fun of the latter, that’d be radioactive.

I’m not trying to make an excuse for the behavior—I’m trying to come up with a reason for why it happened, and I could very well be wrong since I’m just guessing.

When a Democrat is made fun of the Left typically turns the other cheek. When a republican is made fun of they attack. The high price of making fun of a republican keeps many from doing so.

Oh bullshit lol

Exhibit A

Nice selective memory you having going on there

Exhibit B I never even named a specific republican yet here we are.

I can’t even fathom the mental gymnastics it takes for you to make the claim you made earlier and keep defending it now. :person_facepalming: I’m out.

You are proving my point, just mentioning speaking up causes such backlash.

Nothing to add, just want to see how ridiculously long I can make this quote-train.

Me too!

Piling on! How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? . That’s oxymoronic; political idealists can’t change anything!

Haha.

To infinity and beyond! /Buzz Lightyear Heck i’d be happy with the Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wPH4MEK4tk

Hey Bort, what do you think of Futurama?

I love that show, and I think I’ve seen every episode, plus it’s similar to The Simpsons.

I watched it at the beginning, it had its moments.
But it wasn’t as good as The Simpsons.

Random Simpsons clip:

Knifey Spoony Original Clip

[Lightbringer]

@Bort

@raccoon city

@Bort

@Lightbringer

@Rexlion

@raccoon city

@Lightbringer

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@raccoon city

@cloggy

As a Brit I have no prejudices either way in this argument but a simple check of previous posts reveals a fair number of jokes posted disparaging Barack Obama but not a single one poking fun at Donald Trump.

Make of that what you will.

Hmm…

Well, the latter is way more controversial than the former, though they are both controversial figures.

If someone were to make fun of the latter, that’d be radioactive.

I’m not trying to make an excuse for the behavior—I’m trying to come up with a reason for why it happened, and I could very well be wrong since I’m just guessing.

When a Democrat is made fun of the Left typically turns the other cheek. When a republican is made fun of they attack. The high price of making fun of a republican keeps many from doing so.

Oh bullshit lol

Exhibit A

Nice selective memory you having going on there

Exhibit B I never even named a specific republican yet here we are.

I can’t even fathom the mental gymnastics it takes for you to make the claim you made earlier and keep defending it now. :person_facepalming: I’m out.

You are proving my point, just mentioning speaking up causes such backlash.

Nothing to add, just want to see how ridiculously long I can make this quote-train.

Me too!

Piling on! How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? . That’s oxymoronic; political idealists can’t change anything!

Haha.

To infinity and beyond! /Buzz Lightyear Heck i’d be happy with the Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wPH4MEK4tk

Hey Bort, what do you think of Futurama?

I love that show, and I think I’ve seen every episode, plus it’s similar to The Simpsons.

I watched it at the beginning, it had its moments.
But it wasn’t as good as The Simpsons.

Random Simpsons clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc

The Simpsons - "Nuclear"

[raccoon]

@Lightbringer

@Bort

@raccoon city

@Bort

@Lightbringer

@Rexlion

@raccoon city

@Lightbringer

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@raccoon city

@cloggy

As a Brit I have no prejudices either way in this argument but a simple check of previous posts reveals a fair number of jokes posted disparaging Barack Obama but not a single one poking fun at Donald Trump.

Make of that what you will.

Hmm...

Well, the latter is way more controversial than the former, though they are both controversial figures.

If someone were to make fun of the latter, that'd be radioactive.

I'm not trying to make an excuse for the behavior--I'm trying to come up with a reason for why it happened, and I could very well be wrong since I'm just guessing.

When a Democrat is made fun of the Left typically turns the other cheek. When a republican is made fun of they attack. The high price of making fun of a republican keeps many from doing so.

Oh bullshit lol

Exhibit A

Nice selective memory you having going on there

Exhibit B I never even named a specific republican yet here we are.

I can’t even fathom the mental gymnastics it takes for you to make the claim you made earlier and keep defending it now. :person_facepalming: I’m out.

You are proving my point, just mentioning speaking up causes such backlash.

Nothing to add, just want to see how ridiculously long I can make this quote-train.

Me too!

Piling on! How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? . That’s oxymoronic; political idealists can’t change anything!

Haha.

To infinity and beyond! /Buzz Lightyear Heck i’d be happy with the Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wPH4MEK4tk

Hey Bort, what do you think of Futurama?

I love that show, and I think I've seen every episode, plus it's similar to The Simpsons.

I watched it at the beginning, it had its moments. But it wasn’t as good as The Simpsons. Random Simpsons clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nth4RqqmQZ4

I like many types of jokes.

I like intelligent jokes, and I like really dumb joke.

The Simpsons have both, and most of their really dumb jokes are top shelf.

[Bort]

@Lightbringer

@Bort

@raccoon city

@Bort

@Lightbringer

@Rexlion

@raccoon city

@Lightbringer

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@CollectEverything

@Bort

@raccoon city

@cloggy

As a Brit I have no prejudices either way in this argument but a simple check of previous posts reveals a fair number of jokes posted disparaging Barack Obama but not a single one poking fun at Donald Trump.

Make of that what you will.

Hmm…

Well, the latter is way more controversial than the former, though they are both controversial figures.

If someone were to make fun of the latter, that’d be radioactive.

I’m not trying to make an excuse for the behavior—I’m trying to come up with a reason for why it happened, and I could very well be wrong since I’m just guessing.

When a Democrat is made fun of the Left typically turns the other cheek. When a republican is made fun of they attack. The high price of making fun of a republican keeps many from doing so.

Oh bullshit lol

Exhibit A

Nice selective memory you having going on there

Exhibit B I never even named a specific republican yet here we are.

I can’t even fathom the mental gymnastics it takes for you to make the claim you made earlier and keep defending it now. :person_facepalming: I’m out.

You are proving my point, just mentioning speaking up causes such backlash.

Nothing to add, just want to see how ridiculously long I can make this quote-train.

Me too!

Piling on! How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? . That’s oxymoronic; political idealists can’t change anything!

Haha.

To infinity and beyond! /Buzz Lightyear Heck i’d be happy with the Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wPH4MEK4tk

Hey Bort, what do you think of Futurama?

I love that show, and I think I’ve seen every episode, plus it’s similar to The Simpsons.

I watched it at the beginning, it had its moments.
But it wasn’t as good as The Simpsons.

Random Simpsons clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nth4RqqmQZ4

A long article but a good one:

An Oral History of ‘Steamed Hams,’ the Funniest ‘Simpsons’ Scene Ever Recorded

And another vid:

That's A Paddlin' (The Simpsons)

[Bort]

Abe Simpson - Union Buster (The Axios Interview)

[NorthernHarrier]

Best Simpson’s opening couch.gag:

Don Hertzfeldt’s Simpson’s Opening Gag

The length of Hertzfeldt’s opening gag made the episode run over the allotted time. But the Simpson’s creators loved the gag, even though it is clearly a parody of the show. So, rather than force Hertzfeldt to cut the gag, the Simpson’s production team cut the episode content to make time for the full Hertzfeldt clip without any cuts.

[Rexlion]

Absurdus Simpsonum!

[CRC2]

Heres a great video if you want to better understand that Simpsons couch gag.

The Best Simpsons Intro Is About Losing Everything You Love

[turkeydance]

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

[Photon_Master]

How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Four skin divers

[raccoon]

@turkeydance

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Nice!

[Bort]

@turkeydance

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

How 1 Missing Comma Just Cost This Company $5 Million (but Did Make Its Employees $5 Million Richer)
https://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/how-1-missing-comma-just-cost-this-company-5-million-but-did-make-its-employees-5-million-richer.html

[Rexlion]

Last week my boss sent me a remnider. This week he sent a remninder. I wish he’d pay more attnetion to his spellign.

[Wishful_Drinker1]

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet.

[Rexlion]

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying: “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said: “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?
Little Johnny replied: ”No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.”

[Rexlion]

Did you hear the news? The inventor of auto-correct died yesterday. The funnel will be tomato.

[Lightbringer]

@Rexlion

Did you hear the news? The inventor of auto-correct died yesterday. The funnel will be tomato.

I defiantly want to attend.