Here is a comedic one for Zinc
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything
Stamps = Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators = Hearty Starty
Bumble bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby
Bra =Breastie Nestie
Fork= Stabby Grabby
Socks = Feetie Heatie
Hippo = Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy
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If a new Nightmare on Elm Street movie is made, they should name it Screamy Dreamy. 
…or Zinc Oxide and You! from Kentucky Fried Movie…
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Yeah, when gravity strikes (again).