+1, these are infinitely better than fandyfire and uranusfire.
Also, dibs on MisFire.
There’s one Bear Fire at wallbuys 
But, I thought bears were supposed to prevent fires 
Necromantia in the thread!!! 
Walkefire:
https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20190628080750&SearchText=walkefire
Funny how Thorfire doesn’t fit this list
the actual list is already here. - The great list of "****fire" Flashlights. which includes Thorfire and Surfire.
Damn, I knew there was a bigger one
Maybe you can you can put the Walkefire there too 
And there was once the MarsFire as well :disappointed:
Added. :+1:
WindyFire makes high drain 18350s that I’ve heard are actually great.
I claim the ButtFire brand name.
But I’m not allowed to post the logo pic on public forums.
Slogan: The brand you trust to use where the sun don’t shine.
ButtFire™
Illumination from where the light shouldn't shine.
There’s always Doubtfire.
That was a BLF GT clone she’s holding, but it was photoshopped into a feather-duster.
Probably by Steve Spielberg…
Fantastic. Someone out there please do this
Didn’t they already come close with UranusFíre?
I resemble that fire! Wonder how many Lumens that would produce. Hack. Hack!
I”m sure I’ve seen HouseFire mentioned somewhere already.
And TrashFire.
Don’t forget ForestFire.
And needless to say, this thread has a lot of synonyms of DumpsterFire.
Nothing new. I was a true master years ago, before my twenties, during military service. I liked going to the gym and eating massive amino acid tablets. My nickname was “Chanel No. 5”, albeit can't recall who said it. Seriously.
I always “picked pallet” when we were on 24 hour guards. All I had to do was… to shine my fragrant light. :-D
My top bunk fellow mate once gave me small beating. Can't help but forgiving him, so bad it smell. Chemical warfare LoL. 
:-)
I like the term DumpsterFire.
There's a sports program on ESPN and that's how they described the last season for the Lakers.
Hopefully next season won't be so bad.