Things you don’t want to hear

I think the dog has your new flashlight.

Laughter after you remove your underwear

Such a tiny thing. How do they get all that smoke in there?

The Test is Positive!

Why do you pay so much for junk?

“I just ordered a Tac-Light…” :person_facepalming:

You should win a prize for that one, best one yet!

A stranger rings doorbell and hands you a package and says …
” Hi ! I live 12 houses down the road ….I found this in the snow out by the street in front of my house .It had been laying out there for days ”
Suddenly you realize all shipping issues aren’t the Chinese vendors fault.

My wife: “Honey, I have this great idea ….”

I see you’ve talked to my wife.

“Not another one!”
and every husband’s nightmare phrase - “We need to talk”

From my daughter “You didn’t pay more than R100 for this did you?” while holding my Q8!!! (R100 = roughly $8)

“CLICK”… followed by darkness.

“CLICK… Smoke”… followed by darkness.

“CLINK-CLUNK-CLANK”… followed by broken glass and a big dent & scratches.

“Since we couldn’t help you to figure it out via your description, could you please make a video showing the problem?”