I wanted to come back here and mention this too.
(Thought I already had:)
A friend of mine (By NLee the Engineer - HALL OF FAME TOP 10 REVIEWER on April 24, 2017 - Verified Purchase) Did a two star review on this listing you mentioned here.
Shortly after doing this, he said this: - “My review got hit by 7 negs within the past hour. Must have touched some raw nerves. Amazon should definitively look into this as a typical case of vendor manipulation.”
No, tbh, it wasn't my intention to focus on the product in the link. I saw the 8Ah capacity and just rolled my eyes. It was more about an individual who left a malicious comment on one of my reviews on my YouTube channel. Sorry if it was confusing, my review wasn't on Amazon.
These batteries should be useful for turning your flashlight into a roman candle. The shrubbery growing on the outside of it should sustain a flame longer, eliminating the need for an expensive emitter. The “embedded seal structure” must be some new bio-fuel technology (oil boiled from blubber?). Sounds like pure genius!
(no, I do not condone harmful treatment of aquatic mammals)