Waterproof - and 90,000 meters, 98,000 watts - BUT...

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Waterproof - and 90,000 meters; 98,000 watts - BUT…

…“Fear Wind and Rain”…

oh well

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But is it fireproof because I don’t want my house to burn down when it blows up…

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Ain’t gonna bother unless it can also act as a brick smaher or glass broker.

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Please tell me those are European commas

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But how many million lumens is it?

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Im sure its over 9000 :stuck_out_tongue:

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I know that joke originated in Japan.

I wonder if the Japanese like that joke as much as people on the internet (in general) like that joke.

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Wow, haven’t heard that reference in a while.
All your base are belong to us!
Toodles… gotta go check the number of views on Gangnam Style.