Dear China,

Off-topic Chatter
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Dear China,

Next time you make a new flashlight, could you kindly exclude the word “fire” from it’s name?

If the flashlight actually shoots flames out the front, or maybe during the copying prototyping stage the light actually caught fire and burned down your facilities, then it might be okay I guess.

I have thought up a few nice flashlight names you might choose from that don’t contain the word “fire”:

Sabre of Awesomeness
Blasting Phaser
Friend Blinder
Amazing Shiner
Optical Enhancer
Shimmering Zinger

Any of these choices would do just fine.

Thank you!

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Yes, and Uranusfire is probably the worst name I have seen. 8) :party:

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fandyfire raging is one of the best

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I rather fond of Uranusfire.

BTW, when lighting farts to make Uranus fire, ALWAYS wear underwear. It acts like a backflow preventer. My college suite-mate found out about that the hard way. J)

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it does not add fuel to the fire?

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ultranotfire,trustnotfire etc :bigsmile:

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Nope, outbound gas flow pushes the flame front away. But when the flow dies down, without those tighty whities acting as a flame filter, the flame can back up into the ole poop chute. Then the fun begins…

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I think Optical Flare is a very good name. Oops that’s from StarCraft’s Terran Medic ability. :zipper_mouth_face:

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now that we know your definition of fun

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Texas isnt that UranusOnFire? Different brand.

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Hemorrhoidal-fire could be a possibility…

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Uranusisonfire?

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Photon Freak

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Lumenator :davie:

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warrior of light or dark knight :bigsmile:

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I might buy one of those. :bigsmile:

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LED Zepplin?

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“Lumen Cannon”
“Photon Grenade”

May have trouble if Customs open the package.

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http://www.tmart.com/LustFire-K08-10W-1200LM-500m-Range-Aviation-Aluminum-Alloy-Flashlight-Torch-Black_p186582.html