Yeah, you’re just trying to distract me from my purpose. J)
The bright side - You might become the luckiest banned person in history! :bigsmile:
I don’t need to get ‘lucky’ - I’m married! :bigsmile: But, if I could get my wife to dress like that… :party:
This is my 53rd post in this thread. I will win! J)
This is my 54th post in this thread…
This is my post #55 in this SPAM thread. I’m having WAY too much fun here! :party:
This is my last post in this SPAM thread. I will…
Posts are flooding in like the stream in Sochi.
That’s only because I reminded myself of the pounds of CHOCOLATE sitting on racks at the corner store, ~2mi away… 
No, I’m sorry, but you’re completely wrong on this one. That is not NEARLY “enough” chocolate!!!
:bigsmile:
Well, you’re right, if you’re measuring for eternity. I was just looking at a single sitting. That lot would be enough for me - I wouldn’t need more than that at one sitting! But, I would need a nice big cup of coffee to go with it! 
Hmm… I wonder how much coffee it would take to get me through that bar?
Probably this much
or even this much
That second one looks perfect! I think I could finish that chocolate bar with that much coffee! The first one looks like the amount of coffee I drink on any normal day! It would be cool to have the cup, though, for convenience. :bigsmile:
Waiter! There’s a girl in my coffee.
I'll have what he's having. ;)