How do you carry all the "edc" stuff that you carry?

Yeah, they don’t want to upset all those curves.

Quite the opposite where I’d see a gril in stretchy yogapants/leggings/jeggings/wtf-ever with a really nice caboose… and a smartphone the size of a toaster-oven shoved in her back pocket.

That’s just so wrong.

Depends also if it’s a regular-size one or a Brenda Leigh Johnson special.