Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches.
When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the problem.
βThe good news is I can cure your headachesβ¦
The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.β
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He couldnβt concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a menβs clothing store and thought, βThatβs what I need β a new suit.β
He entered the shop and told the salesman, βIβd like new suit.β
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, βLetβs see β¦ size 44 long.β
Joe laughed, βThatβs right, how did you know?β
βBeen in the business 60 years!β
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, βHow about a new shirt?β
Joe thought for a moment and then said, βSure.β
The salesman eyed Joe and said, βLetβs seeβ¦ 34 sleeve, and a 16 and a half neck.β
Joe was surprised, βThatβs right, how did you know?β
βBeen in the business 60 years!β
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, βHow about new shoes?β
Joe was on a roll and said, βSure.β
The salesman eyed Joeβs feet and said, βLetβs seeβ¦ 9 and a half.β
Joe was astonished, βThatβs right, how did you know?β
βBeen in the business 60 years!β
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,
βHow about some new underwear?β
Joe thought for a second and said, βSure.β
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joeβs waist and said,
βLetβs seeβ¦ size 36.β
Joe laughed,
βAhh ha! Iβve got you! Iβve worn size 34 since I was 18 years old.β
The salesman shook his head,
βYou canβt possibly wear a size 34.
Size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.β
All the Best,
Jeff