Iceland
we went to Iceland this year.
yes, it satisfied everyone.
great trip.
I had this fear of speedbumps, but I slowly got over it.
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Did you guys hear they’re thinking about closing the Philadelphia mint?
Im not opposed to the idea , it just makes cents
I saw a little boy at the bus stop eating a giant chocolate Easter bunny. I said, “Hey kid, eating that much chocolate at one time is bad for you.” He looked me in the eye and said, “Well, my grandpa lived to 103.”
“Oh, really? Did he eat a lot of chocolate?”
"No, he minded his own damn business.
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Here’s a new take on a classic comedy sketch…
A blonde and a brunette got stuck in an elevator…
Blonde starts shouting: “HELP! HELP!”
Brunette turns to her and says: “We should shout together.”
Blonde: “TOGETHER! TOGETHER!”
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My wife said, “I’m backing the car in the garage. Would you let me know when I hit the wall?”
Me: Sure.
[BANG]
Me: it’s 4 35 pm.
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Prayers is the best way to meet your creator.
Speeding is the fastest!
Cheese Whiz. I remember that yellow crap from a couple of visits to friends in LA when I was a kid. Showed up in the Blues Brothers too, after the chase through the mall.
In the UK we’re lucky and have hundreds of cheeses to choose from. About 750, Stinking Bishop is a favourite.
“Nothing’s better than cheddar.”
What happened to movie making these days ? The only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
“My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue ….completely pale, no arms.”
Wow. Was it really that bad?
Never saw it, so dunno.
I didn’t get forest gump either … so don’t feel bad .
Flashaholics are probably more interested in 50 shades of white.
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Amazingly, I never saw Forest Grump, either. Something about it just grated on me.
Forrest Gump was a spectacular move by Tom Hanks.
Yeh, I know, box o’ chocolates, etc. Just wasn’t interested.
Really really liked “Road To Perdition”, though.
well, i know Forrest Gump’s BLF password:
1Forrest1.