Okay, I give up. ??
(“one-forest-one”?)
one is run
As in “See Forest. See Forest run. Run, Forest, run.”?
Was that a scene in the movie?
(Please don’t make me watch the whole movie to find out. 
)
Yeah, there’s a famous scene in Forrest Gump where he is told to, “Run, Forrest, Run!” 
Sure …
Explain the joke
Ah, okay, now it makes sense.
Any relation to flashlights, though. Wondering if that was the tie-in to BLF.
Unno, kinda like efnic humor, that if you’re of the same efnicity, the joke makes sense, but if not, you’re just left scratching your head as to wtf everyone’s wetting themselves laffing.
Hah, there’re clips of that scene out there. Now I get it.
No flashlights, though.
He funny.
Poor chickie got roasted, though. Roast chickie! 
Jimmy Carr is a bit irreverent … I was surprised how tame that little bit was compared to his normal act .
US Survey Foot
Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it’s an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake!
2 Thanks
five ants rent an apartment.
then, five more ants join them.
now they’re Tennants.
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The old man has his checkup first. The doctor says,
“You are in excellent health for your age.”
The old man attributes his excellent health to good clean living. The old man says, “The Good Lord even turns the light on and off for me when I use the bathroom.”
The doctor is a little puzzled by that statement.
Next, the old man’s wife is called in for her checkup. The doctor says,
“Like your husband, you are in very good health for your age.”
The doctor says,
“But I’m a little concerned about your husband’s mental health, he was telling me this story about the Lord turning the lights on and then off for him when he uses the bathroom.”
The wife says,
“Oh my gosh, the old fool has been peeing in the refrigerator.”
All the Best,
Jeff
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What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with… “a recipe”.
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO !
“My wife is sooo pist off at me. I had a checkup and the doc said I was healthy as a horse.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“She insisted I go to the doc, because I’m as regular as a clock, and have a BM at 6ayem sharp, each’n’every day, like clockwork!”
“Aaaand the problem with that?”
“Wellm for one thing, I don’t get out of bed 'til 8.”
Gary - That was wonderful and so true!
All the Best,
Jeff
Call My Cell
‘Hey, can you call my cell?’ ‘…I’m trying, but it says this number is blocked?’ ‘Ok, thanks, just checking.’
Schwa
Doug’s cousin, the one from London, runs a Bumble love cult.
Greenland Size
The Mercator projection drastically distorts the size of almost every area of land except a small ring around the North and South Poles
