No va means doesn’t go in spanish. Not a good name for a car
Take a look at this old thread and see the link to the DX product description! Freaking hilarious!
-Garry
“Reminded: over-discharge the battery end of life caused by the customer conceited!”
A treasure trove on Yezl!
“Luminous tail cap design is of convenient to use electricity at night.”
“Shift: electricity into arbitrary files, if the duration of less than 2 seconds on the power, then the next time after power-transmission, power 3 seconds or more with a memory function, the next electricity or default of this stall.”
“Material: hard-shell stage III oxidation of AA using extinguishers, working to further improve housing, high-strength wear-resistant, with Daogua will not leave scratches, more convenient and portable, without fear of being the key to sharp objects such as scratch; head Department head design for the attack, dangerous and often can be used to self-defense”
“Can all be demolished, suitable for DIY enthusiasts continue to escalate”
I’ve so often been disappointed to get a flashlight only to realize it can’t be demolished.
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“LS-K19 Lanshi Send 50 visual camouflage super-long-range Wang waterproof”
DD has an interesting translation for the word ‘Wang’…used in many of their flashlight listings. Some of their ‘Wangs’ are even ‘five-speed’ :bigsmile:
Slightly off topic but many English - Chinese movie title translations bring a smile. e.g.
As Good As It Gets - Mr Cat Poop
Boogie Nights - His Great Device Makes Him Famous
Fargo - Mysterious Murder in Snowy Cream
Knocked Up - One Night, Big Belly
Just came across a comical LED fog light description on Ebay here.
Some excepts from said listing: and
The World's top American original CREE-U2 light bead, outside the brightness of the starts.
Night driving be obviously strong pillar.
Unique square spot.
Suitable for pavement, super province electricity, night driving more fuel efficient.
More secure, absolutely not the deficit battery
and:
Attention: Light do not direct line of sight, so as not to affect the front of the driver of the vehicle traffic accidents
and:
Unique invincible blasting flash function
LOL!
-Garry
the baby ! ! ! price dwelled on ! !
product usage .
( 1 ) book products for listen to child . upstages crybaby , child the first time can know , make you could be two places ! . . . . . book products battery ! !
Now that one is so bad I can’t even figure what that was text to…
just like garrybunk’s post, some of it i can’t figure out what they are trying to say
These are machine translated texts obviously.
can the machine translate it back?
I did try translating the English to Chinese with Google Translate, then translating the results. Slight improvement but I think it helps knowing what the product is (it’s a small device one can use as a baby monitor, in essence being in two places at once).
This is how Chinese whispers started.
If you use Google translate, to translate what it already translated too many times, Google will Google Google…
WOW! Just……………WOW.
Not so much Chinglish…
1. CREE XM-L U2 1000LM 3-Mode LED Flashlight
2. 1000Lemons
3. 3Modes