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I like that xkcd touch of the little umbrella at the bottom and the octopus moving to check it out.

Now that you mention it, it might be a red and white Umbrella Corporation umbrella!

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raccoon city wrote:

xevious wrote:

I like that xkcd touch of the little umbrella at the bottom and the octopus moving to check it out.


Now that you mention it, it might be a red and white Umbrella Corporation umbrella!


…probably…

The Cycle of Goodness: “No one prospers without rendering benefit to others”
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raccoon city wrote:

xevious wrote:

I like that xkcd touch of the little umbrella at the bottom and the octopus moving to check it out.


Now that you mention it, it might be a red and white Umbrella Corporation umbrella!

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xevious wrote:

Today I read an article that all dogs have a muscle they use to create the famous sad puppy look. Intentionally, as in wanting to share an emotion. Wolves don’t have that muscle.

You are a flashaholic if you are forced to come out of the closet, to make room for more flashlights.

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Today I read an article that all dogs have a muscle they use to create the famous sad puppy look. Intentionally, as in wanting to share an emotion. Wolves don’t have that muscle.
Yep, that is true! Long chain of evolution.

Eye of the beholder, eh?

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THEY SAY A  BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS LIKE A FINE WINE ...

 

 that's why I keep them in the cellar

       καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν

                            

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The Antikythera mechanism had a whole set of gears specifically to track the cyclic popularity of skinny jeans and low-rise waists.
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raccoon city wrote:
The Antikythera mechanism had a whole set of gears specifically to track the cyclic popularity of skinny jeans and low-rise waists.

But not the Golden Age of Teevee.

Fail.

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The plane is going down and needs to be lightened .

There's a Jew, a priest , a black guy ,a Polish guy ,a young boy ,a hillbilly , the pope and an old train conductor.

 Each making a fine case why them jumping from the plane would be a bad idea . Two people must jump... and finally the young boy says I'm young and willing to sacrifice myself and would like to do the honorable thing ...So he goes to the door of the plane and he jumps. Then the priest jumps out of the plane.

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Psychology researchers say our 'flashbulb' memories of big events can be unreliable, but I clearly remember watching live on CNN as Challenger crashed into and destroyed the Berlin Wall.
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Henk4U2 wrote:
xevious wrote:

Today I read an article that all dogs have a muscle they use to create the famous sad puppy look. Intentionally, as in wanting to share an emotion. Wolves don’t have that muscle.

If you give wolves some alcohol they’ll show that muscle even they may dance after fully drinking it

Future is bright as predicted in all the scriptures!

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 12 years ago 

       καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν

                            

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So… she’s 37? Glasses

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Boaz wrote:

 


 12 years ago 

Great toddlers and great movie. The older one is very understanding towards the younger.

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The Journal of Alternative Facts TM

"It is critical that there is a credible academic source for the growing and important discipline of alternative facts. This field of study will just keep winning, and we knew that all the best people would want to be on board. There is a real risk in the world today that people might be getting their information about science from actual scientists"

 

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BRA vs BAR?
The same letters and for both men are waiting eagerly to open…

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What’s green & pear shaped ?

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A pear.

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A co-worker got sick and tired of people asking him where Ed is. So, he got creative.

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Funny, but when a cow-orker and I were sitting right outside the boss’s office, people treated us (mainly him, ‘cause he was right outside her door) like the receptionist or secretary.

"Do you know where X is?"

"Can you tell X to call me when she gets back?"

"Do you know when X will be back?"

ad nauseam.

He made up a rather large poster, listing things like

No, I don't know where X is.

I have no idea when X will be back.

Sorry, I can't take messages for X.

and on, and on, a full page’s worth.

X thought it was funny, but “coincidentally” a week or two later when the COO stopped by, the COO read it, got a chuckle, but it was taken down within hours.

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Lightbringer wrote:
Funny, but when a cow-orker and I were sitting right outside the boss’s office, people treated us (mainly him, ‘cause he was right outside her door) like the receptionist or secretary.

"Do you know where X is?"

"Can you tell X to call me when she gets back?"

"Do you know when X will be back?"

ad nauseam.

He made up a rather large poster, listing things like

No, I don't know where X is.

I have no idea when X will be back.

Sorry, I can't take messages for X.

and on, and on, a full page’s worth.

X thought it was funny, but “coincidentally” a week or two later when the COO stopped by, the COO read it, got a chuckle, but it was taken down within hours.

Funny how close that scenario is to the original one. XO staff with no humor… not a fun place to work.
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