A: My youngest grand daughter told me she has a new job.
B: Nice, where is it?
A: In a message parlor.
B: And does it make good money?
A: Depends on how the message is delevered, by hand or by mouth.
B: Ah, a Sing-A-Gram.
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You are a flashaholic if you are forced to come out of the closet, to make room for more flashlights.
Went for a drive today and all these people were standing around in this paddock. On the way home they were still there, I thought to myself that must be a vacant lot.
Cut your own head off with a chainsaw can be quite dangerous unless done properly. I will first demonstrate the unsafe method, and then how to do it safely.
Unsafe Method:
Start a chainsaw, and apply it to your neck like thi-
splat
dead
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have you heard the one about the skunk?
never mind, it stinks
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Cut your own head off with a chainsaw can be quite dangerous unless done properly. I will first demonstrate the unsafe method, and then how to do it safely.
Unsafe Method:
Start a chainsaw, and apply it to your neck like thi-
splat
dead
YIKES!
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The Cycle of Goodness: “No one prospers without rendering benefit to others”
- The YKK Philosophy
Most chemists thought the lanthanides and actinides could be inserted in the sixth and seventh rows, but no, they're just floating down at the bottom with lots more undiscovered elements all around them.
They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said "Hi," and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)
one big difference between men and women is that
if a woman says “Smell this!”
it usually smells nice
Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.
A: My youngest grand daughter told me she has a new job.
B: Nice, where is it?
A: In a message parlor.
B: And does it make good money?
A: Depends on how the message is delevered, by hand or by mouth.
B: Ah, a Sing-A-Gram.
You are a flashaholic if you are forced to come out of the closet, to make room for more flashlights.
I saw this on gamefaqs.gamespot.com today...
I thought it was pretty ingenious.
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Went to the local zoo today, they only had 1 dog.
It was a Shih Tzu
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light --- Plato
Old man goes to his doctor…
“Doc, I got a problem. Every morning I have a bowel movement at 6:30, just like clockwork.”
Doc asks, “Hm? Why’s that a problem?”.
Old guy replies, “I don’t get out of bed ‘til 8.”.
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That one belongs in the same place as the shih tzu….
You should make this a poll here at BLF, so we can see which poll answer is most popular among flashaholics.
The Cycle of Goodness: “No one prospers without rendering benefit to others”
- The YKK Philosophy
Nice To E-Meet You
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Went for a drive today and all these people were standing around in this paddock. On the way home they were still there, I thought to myself that must be a vacant lot.
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Not only Friday the 13th, but also a Full Moon today!
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- The YKK Philosophy
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https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/HowTo:Cut_Your_Own_Head_Off_With_a_Chainsaw
Abridged version:
Searching for High CRI leds since 2010...
Has finally gotten to the bottom after 10 years of delving deep into that rabbit hole of them high CRI lights...
High CRI, high quality lights doesn't need to be expensive, or is it?
have you heard the one about the skunk?
never mind, it stinks
"You never have the wind with you - it's either against you, or you're having a good day."
Daniel Behrman, "The Man Who Loved Bicycles".
It never gets easy, you just go faster. -Greg Lemond.
,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¸
YIKES!
The Cycle of Goodness: “No one prospers without rendering benefit to others”
- The YKK Philosophy
Math Work
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C’mmon guys. What kind of jokes are these??try to ever beat this one…
- what do you get if you drop a piano into a mine shaft?
- A Flat Minor
Yeah, I don’t get a lot of this newfangled innernet humor.
Okay, here’s something more my speed…
Ah, and can’t forget this one…
It’s fun watching the others trying to stifle their own laffs.
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I hope this isn't a repost.
"This too shall pass." -- Ancient Persian saying
….except for his flashlight collection !
Chemistry Nobel
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Faculty:Student Ratio
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καὶ τὸ φῶς ἐν τῇ σκοτίᾳ φαίνει καὶ ἡ σκοτία αὐτὸ οὐ κατέλαβεν
Dc-fix diffuser film >… http://budgetlightforum.com/node/42208
Visit From the Man in Red
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Is it Christmas?
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