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A university professor and a blonde are sitting next to eachother on a plane. The blonde is trying to sleep when the professor gets bored. "Let's play a game. I'll ask a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me a dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you a dollar." The blonde looked at the professor and shook her head, knowing she would lose. "Fine," continued the professor, "If you can't answer it's a dollar, if I can't answer, it's $100." The blonde agreed to play. The professor began with "What is the first element in the periodic table?" Without answering the blonde handed him a dollar. The blonde then asked "What travels to the moon ever Thursday, returning every Sunday?" Unsure, the professor pulled out his laptop, used the plane's phone, called up every contact to try and get his answer. Eventually he gave up and handed the blonde $100. "Well, what's the answer?" he asked. The blonde smiled, and handed the professor a dollar.
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”
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Two blondes are putting aluminum siding on a house and the one girl notices that the other is throwing about every other nail away .."What are you doing ?"...."Some of these nails are defective ...they have the head on the wrong end "....".You Idiot ...Those are for the other side of the house ".
